Episode 10268:A Tour of the East Village, Part II: East Ninth and Environs
May 29, 2012 9:35 amYou know all those people that move to Brooklyn because they need more space, or a better school or whatever? And who then tell you how much better Brooklyn is that the East Village?
They are lying.
We can’t see the name of the bakery!
You said Prospect Park. Nice Freudian slip. You miss us and you know it, you E.V. tosser!
“Bazaar for teenagers and Japan-o-philes”; “Ta-kwee-toes”; “Mother of Skeeviness”; “…Maybe not this one.”; “No, I only knew the ham.”. Excellent. Most Excellent. More please.
Bravo!!!
Now walk somewhere you don’t love so much. Go Uptown. Go to the Meatpacking District, Brooklyn even! Anywhere. Do more of these.
You’re amazing at it, they’re impromptu and no one else is doing this. Fresh!!! Anyone can review a restaurant. But a neighborhood. Thats a whole different kettle of herring.
I love your reviews. I love these even more.
Keep doing this my friend.
D.